*The Pointless Writer*

has a life you're completely uninterested in. But it's okay because I can write. No abbreviations. No shoddy grammar (though I'm not immune to mistakes). Just quality writing on sometimes completely pointless topics.

Inspiration/ Hilarity

`cirque. (by Nick)
The Joel Stein
Hyperbole and a Half (by Allie Brosh)

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No chatbox.

UnPoints of Note

1. I write when fancy takes. Sometimes, fancy takes many months of leave.
2. Never give up on this blog. I will eventually come back. When fancy has returned from its unfaithful travels.
3. All posts labelled Randomosity were written while I was on my junior college's blog team.
4. Everything is written as a challenge to myself. And it's all in good fun. Cheerio!

The Art of Can
Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I feel like being utterly nonsensical today. Maybe it’s because my head is pounding; maybe it’s because my nose is running; maybe it’s because I’m on mc; or maybe it’s due to my writer’s block. Honestly, I can’t think of anything remotely creative to write on. Therefore, instead of BEING creative, I’ve decided to cover something that IS creative.

Welcome, dear readers, to the fantastical world of…

Red Bull.

Huh? What?

I can hear the scritch-scratching of fingers on greasy hairy heads. How disgusting. ;) Just kidding; I’m sure all you fabulous readers have clean and shiny bald heads. (Ahh yes, I HAVE lost a few screws after all. Do let me know if you come across any. I would appreciate to have them back.)

Let me explain. Red Bull is, in essence, an energy drink, which my younger brother is not allowed to drink due to the eviilll chemicals swimming in it. (Again, I digress.) But it is not the topic of this post. Let me lead you to, specifically, The Art of Can.

It is a competition/exhibition of can sculptures made of, you guessed it, Red Bull cans. It’s probably another advertising gimmick, but that aside, it’s one that’s actually worth checking out. That, sweet readers, is exactly what I decided to do on Youth Day.

If you manage to find your way to the new *SCAPE Mall, conveniently overshadowed by Cathay Cineleisure, you will find a small glass room on the fifth floor devoted to the gleaming majesties. These sculptures have deigned to appear to us in forms recognizable, including a bicycle that might run you over by the entrance, two entrancing merlions, beautiful albeit miniscule dresses, countless flowers (the Vanda Miss Joaquim impressed me the most) and many other similarly mind-blowing masterpieces.

Without the full-length glass walls, I can assure you that you would feel cooped-up, possibly claustrophobic, maybe even oppressed. But the phenomenal transparency of glass allows sunlight to stream in, glinting off these wondrous metallic creations, which appear so intricate you wonder if they were made by human hands at all. Perhaps all that fine snipping and gluing, which would have demanded days and weeks of time from a short human life (the span of which can be counted on 10 fingers if numerated as decades), was in fact the work of fairies. Anything is possible in a place that can compete with Alice’s Wonderland.

Since a picture says a thousand words, I shall add a few here. (Unfortunately, I am not one to take pictures and am unable to find any of the sculptures actually on display in Singapore. If you want to see local talent, you will simply have to find the place yourself. Moreover, you get to bring home a booklet filled with pictures of the artworks since you can’t bring the art home yourself, unless you’ve no qualms about theft that is.)

If it looks like a wreck, look again. I had to.

This marine creature could compete with Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean.



Chanson des Étoiles at 3:38 PM